Ok give Santa back from his
lunch break. Up to the North Pole aka Panda
Express. That’s right.
And he’s ready to hear your Christmas wishes for you. What about you.
My little boy. Are you ready to talk to Santa. All right.
We’ll get on up here young man. What’s your name Tyler. And Tyler what would you like
Santa to bring you this year. Could I get a Mega Bloks
dinosaur. Well I think that can be
arranged and can I get a laser tag. Well I can certainly try. And can you tell me what you can do. Hope.
Ok. Wow. Let’s see. I think I can handle the mega
blocks and the laser tag. Can you take the Al Franken
thanks for the bloom. No and in this climate can you
just call me Amy Day. Well time I guess you could say
that Al Franken is on Salmas naughty list this year. What about Roy Moore which this
is here. is here.
It’s not really a list it’s It’s not really a list it’s
more of a registry. Ok you know what.
We should keep this line moving along OK. Good luck. Ok who’s up next. Hi I’m Jessica. Merry Christmas Jessica.
What would you like from Santa. I wanted to follow up on
Tyler’s question is President Trump on the naughty list. Well you know Santa tries to
stay out of political matters our president may have said or
done a few naughty things 19 accusers.
Google it. Ok can we can we just not Amy. Thanks Jessica.
Thanks Jessica. I’m sure we can all learn a
I’m sure we can all learn a lesson from what’s going on in
the news. We sure can. I learned that if you and you
did something wrong you get in trouble. But if you did they let you
keep your job. Oh OK.
What do you do. Ok. Just go.
You might get some coal in your stocking. From where we both know coal is
a dying industry. Ok thank you very much. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Ok.
Hello. Hi Santa.
My name is Billy. I want to football.
Well you got it. I love football. We’re the players need the
national anthem. Did the troops know they’re
just kneeling because they’re tired from other brain injuries. Sure. Let’s just go with that somehow.
That’s the happier version. All right. Let’s go to the hospital. Hi. I asked my dad for any American
girls are interested. You want to know about drugs
you know. Well let me tell you is his tax
cuts. That’s the economic subject.
You know Santa didn’t study economics he studied musical
theater which is why perhaps he’s working as a Santa at this
mall right now. Actually little lady that tax
cut is like Harry Potter. Ok.
Make your health care disappear. Make your health care disappear.
Wow. Wow. Classic little time response.
Yes. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you very much. Well got you.
Q What do you want for Christmas. Santa Ana Barbie and that’s the
time when batteries are going to take that away from me. Ok Barbara you get it later and you know just a reminder to
keep your wishes light and Christmasy and not political.
Ok. All right that’s good. I hate politics. Thank the Lord instead. I want to talk about opioid next to you. What would you like for
Christmas. I’m on NBC. It’s OK. I’m NBC. That’s several Tara Wall. Tell me what you know about Tel
Aviv. Did you say what about you.
Maybe you like a toy from Santa. Oh you mean toy like Matt Lauer
gave to his co-worker.>>EAR MUFFS, EAR MUFFS.
WHERE THE HELL DID THEY GET THESE KIDS FROM?
I NEVER THOUGHT I’D SAY THIS, BUT I THINK OUR PUBLIC SCHOOLS
ARE TOO GOOD. NEXT.
I AM GET AING YOU AN X BOX.>>X BOX?
AWESOME. MORE FACTORY JOBS FOR CHINESE
SANTA MIGHT NEED A BREAK. THIS ONE MIGHT INVOLVE A
>>YES, LITTLE GIRL WHAT’S YOUR NAME.
>>JENNY. THIS YEAR I DON’T WANT ANY
GIFTS. I JUST WANT EVERYTHING TO BE.
>>OH, MY GOODNESS, JENNY, LISTEN TO HE ME.
I KNOW THAT THINGS SEEM PARTICULARLY INSANE RIGHT NOW.
LIKE TRULY MIND BENDINGLY INSANE, AND WE SEEM SOF LOST ALL
PERSPECTIVE ON WHAT’S NAUGHTY OR NICE.
>>I KNOW. I’VE SEEN FOX NEWS.
>>OH, THERE YOU GO. BUTTED A BAD AS THINGS MIGHT
SEEM, I PROMISE YOU, JENNY, IT WILL BE OKAY.
OKAY? MAYBE NOT TODAY.
MAYBE NOT TOMORROW. MAYBE NOT FOR ANOTHER THREE
YEARS, 42 DAYS AND 24 MINUTES, JENNY, BUT MOST PEOPLE IN
AMERICA ARE GOOD PEOPLE, AND EVENTUALLY GOOD PEOPLE WILL FIX
GOOD. BUT JUST IN CASE, I’M PUTTING
ALL MY MONEY IN BITCOIN.>>OH, YES.
THAT’S THE SPIRIT! NOW DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT SANTA
>>DO YOU WANT TO SAY IT WITH ME?
>>OKAY.>>MERRY CHRISTMAS, AND LIVE
FROM NEW YORK, IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT!