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I Will Win the Million Dollars

March 5, 2020


Okay, let me just make this very clear: Getting these games to run… is like ripping my penis off with the other end of a hammer. “I’m practically insane.” [ominous music] – “You get us going player one.” Okay. I’d like to solve the puzzle, please! Alright, I solved the puzzle! Thank you! “No, that’s not it.” – “Oh, I don’t believe it.” [laughing] – “Player three, on to you.”
[laughing] [laughing] – “I’d like to spin, please.”
[laughing] Is that me? Was that just me talking? That was just me! – “Fictional character.” Donald Duck. Donald Duck. Donald Duck. Donald Duck! Donald Duck!
“Okay, start things off.” “Okay, start things off.” Donald Duck!
“You get us going, player one!” “You get us going, player one!” Donald Duck!
[hits table] That’s Donald Duck! Donald Fucking Duck! [applause] [ecstatic laugh]
[applause] Alright, how about the announcer? Charlie O’Donnell. ‘Hey, how do you–‘ ‘What’s your warm-up like, Charlie?’ “It’s really the best part of the show,” “because the audience comes here expecting…” “God knows what,” “and the first person they see is me,” “and I scare the daylights out of them.” [laughs] [laughing] Wait, wait… Wait, what? -[Regis Philbin]
“Hey, how about giving me your name?” “Hey, thanks a lot.” “Now we can get started.” [laughing]
“Now we can get started.” I think I might have to use Phone-a-Friend here, ’cause I’m just not sure. Yeah, we’re gonna phone a friend. “Okay, which lifeline would you like to use?” I’d like to use Phone-a-Friend please. “This one isn’t so difficult so let’s just dial–” Okay. So here we go. [phone ringing] [clears throat] -[Etalyx] Yes, hello? – Hi Etalyx, you’re on stream right now. I, uh… I just like, uh… We’re playing “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?” I got 30 seconds… -[Etalyx] Oh, Phone-a-Friend? – Uh, Phone-a-Friend for you right now. This is, uh… I figured maybe you might know the answer to this. -[Etalyx] Hurry up. – Who is most likely to live in a “parsonahj”? Is it a soldier, a clergyman… -[Etalyx] In a what? – A “parsonahj.” – “Parsonahj.”
-[Etalyx] “Parsonahj”? – Yeah. 25 seconds. “Parsonahj.” -[Etalyx] Okay. – Okay, who is most likely to live in a “parsonahj”? Is it A: Soldier, B: Clergyman, C: College Student, D: Fireman? 12 seconds. -[Etalyx] Uh… Sounds like a clergyman thing to me. – Sounds like a clergyman thing? Is that your final answer? Clergyman? -[Etalyx] That’s my final answer. – Clergyman. Okay. Let’s see what it– Let’s see. Let’s see what it– “Final answer?” Oh boy, hold on. “Final answer.” Uh… -[Etalyx] I figure I got a 25% chance at uh… – Twen– Twenty… -[Etalyx] …the million dollars. – Okay, let’s see. “Trusting my friend’s advice.” What was it? “You got it!” Thank g–
“You got it!” Oh, he got it! Phone-a-Friend! -[Etalyx] I got it?
– Thank god, Etalyx! -[Etalyx] Was it right? – That was correct! Thank you! You saved us! -[Etalyx] Oh my gosh… I did it! – Well, wonderful job! Phone-a-Friend! Etalyx saves the day! Alright, now AT&T is gonna charge me $40 a minute. – [Etalyx laughing]
– I gotta hang up on you. Eighty-two. 1982. [stuttering]
“Wanna go ahead and make that your final answer?” [echoing] Hey, what year was New Coke invented? [echoing] What year was New Coke invented? [echoing] Why am I hearing myself?! [echoing] Why am I hearing myself? [echoing] I just called Etalyx, and it called me! [echoing] What’s happening? [echoing] Why is it– [echoing] Why do I hear myself speak? Eighty… Eighty-two. Eighty-five! Jerma985! “D looks like the correct answer to you. Well, alright.” OH! I got it right! [laughing] – “It’s time to play…” ” ‘Who Wants to Beat Up’…” [punching]
“Ow! Oof! Hey! Hey look out! Help! What are you doing?” “…’a Millionaire.’ ” Let’s play a real game, for once. “What could Americans legally do once the 18th amendment was repealed?” That is drink! “To give you an edge and to prolong the game, we’ve furnished a list of potential answers.” “Is it A, B, C, or D?” Watch television…?
“Is it A, B, C, or D?” “Is it A, B, C, or D?” It’s drink booze.
“Well, there they are.” “I wish I could help, but–” Drink booze! “I’m reading these things–” [glitchy and stuttering dialouge] [laughing]
[glitchy and stuttering dialouge] “All righty, then, you–” ‘Hebedlebdldldlebeh!’ Well… Uh… If you guys want a profile picture… there’s a pretty good one on the screen right here. Wait, it’s guys– – “That’s harsh!” This is important. “Brutal!”
This is important. “Oh, mama!” “Ugly!” “That’s just wrong.” “Yuck!” What? “Gross!” [laughing] Wai–! Why is everybody so gross? What? “Phew!” “Ugh!” “Nasty!” “Grim!” “Ay caramba!” All right, Peggy, Earl, Rodney, Peggy, and Peggy Vump. Okay, I like it. “They’re from…” “𝘉𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘯.” “And they describe themselves as being…” “𝘰𝘧𝘧-𝘵𝘩𝘦-𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘭,” [audience laughter]
“𝘰𝘧𝘧-𝘵𝘩𝘦-𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘭,” “and…” “𝘴𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘳.” [audience laughter]
“𝘴𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘳.” [audience laughter]
“Let’s hear it for them!” [audience laughter]
[laughing] They’re like laugh–! [Jerma laughing] [Jerma laughing]
“They’re from…” [Jerma laughing]
“𝘛𝘰𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘰.” “And they describe themselves as…” “𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘭,” [laughing]
“but mostly…” [laughing]
“𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴.” [laughing]
“Give it up for family number two!” [laughing] “These two families will be playing for big money–”
[laughing] They’re laughing at “sober.” That’s fucking terrible man! Here we go! Here he is! Louie Anderson! There he is! ‘Hi folks, it’s me Louie Anderson!’ – “It’s time for Family Feud.” “Name something that people soak.” [beeping] “What do you think it is, family number one?” Uh… you soak… You soak your feet. My old, like, grandmother does that. My grandmother soaks her feet. “Show me…” “𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘵.” Number one. Yes! “Let’s see what was in fourth.” Okay.
“Let’s see what was in fourth.” Beans.
“What was in the fifth spot?” “What was in the fifth spot?” Teeth. [applause] I want to be very clear about this… with you guys. There are four people on this planet Earth that say they soak their teeth. “Let’s look at the score.” They soak their teeth. There are four people on this fucked-up planet Earth… soak their teeth. ‘Method of transportation.’ ‘Submarine’?! [laughing] [laughing] What are you talking about?! “Are you gonna play or pass?” – “Achoo!” [laughing] – “You’re playing? Okay!” Who thought to give a sneeze animation? That, like, doesn’t need to be there. That just gave somebody extra work. “We need another answer.” Karl Sundell. “Tell me a kind of business that makes money
from other people’s tragedies.” ‘Monuments.’ [laughing] “Okay! Show me the answer!”
[laughing] That is so meta and specific! It’s true, like, meta-wise. There– That is deep! “Name a product people buy for its firm support.” ‘Toma–!’ [wheezing laugh] “Let’s see if it’s up there.”
[wheezing laugh] [wheezing laugh] They really are using the chat! “I thought it would be there. Sorry.” They really are using the chat! [wheezing laugh] “Next family, get ready to steal!”
[wheezing laugh] [laughing] They’re doing– “Name a product people buy for its firm support.” [laughing weakly] G– Gen– [laughing] GENERAL ELEC–! “Name something that comes in pairs.” Here we go. [laughing] S–! “Good answer! Good answer!”
[laughing] “Is it up there?” Did you see how long it took him to say tha– WHAT?! Oh, sh– Wha– No! No!! No!!! [laughing] No!!!! No way! That’s not fucking cool! Not fucking “salt”! “Name something that comes in pairs.” Unbelievable!
“Name something that comes in pairs.” ‘Two…’ ‘car…’ ‘accidents?!’ [laughing] “If it were up to you, how many nights a week
would you make love?” All of ’em. Seven nights a we– “Name something that might make it hard
for you to breathe.” Water! “Okay, show me…” “ᵖᴬʳᴱⁿᵀˢ.” ‘pArEnTs.’ [laughing] All right, somebody just pushed on his stomach when he said that, by the way. He was asleep, and they went– They put the mic right in his face, and they were like, ‘Louie, what’s something that, like, little kids tell white lies to?’ and they pushed on his stomach, and he came out with ‘pArEnTs.’ ‘Louie looks like concept art for Danny DeVito.’ [chuckling] “Let’s look at the score.” “Name something that comes out at night.” Good luck to ya. ‘Teeth.’ [laughing] Their teeth come out at night! What?! What? What do you mean, ‘teeth come out at night’? If your teeth are falling out at night, something’s wrong! “See you again on our next game of Family Feud.” “Goodbye everyboody!” ♫ ♪ What a shitty ending! [laughing] Are you serious? You just get to watch Louie Anderson dance for like, 30 seconds? ♪ Baby, let me love you to the 98th degree, ♪ ♪ …girl ♪ ♪ Heat and heat it up, I’m down ♪ ♪ I’m coming over to your house tonight, ♪ ♪ and it’s late at night ♪ ♪ I fantasize about you, girl ♪ ♪ ‘ Bout… ♪ ♪ ‘Bout you and I– ♪ [rapping]
Yo! [rapping]
You were rockin’ my world! ♪ I can’t deny ♪ ♪ the way I’m feeling tonight ♪ ♪ I think about you every day, ♪ [laughing]
♪ again and again! ♪ When I’m– [laughing] How am I matching this?! Girl, I’m down to heat it up with you. I can give you all my lo– I’m just, like, reading this now! I didn’t think I was gonna have to do this song! I didn’t– Did I pick this song? ♪ I’m down for ya ♪ AHHH! “Ooh, we have a warrant out for your arrest!” So when do we–
“Ooh, we have a warrant out for your arrest!” “Ooh, we have a warrant out for your arrest!” What? “For stealing the spotlight!” [laughing] Okay! I don’t want to do ‘Heat It Up’ again. Why do I– Why did– Why does– Why does it have to– Why– ‘Heat It Up’ is every ti– That’s fine. We can do ‘Heat It Up’ again. Here we go. Here’s your song. [music] [music]
‘In my younger and more vulnerable years, [music]
my father gave me some advice that I– [music]
I’ve been turning over and over in my mind ever since. [music]
“Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone,” he told me, [music]
“just remember that all people in this world [music]
haven’t had the advantages that you’ve had.” [music]
He didn’t say any more, [music]
[chuckling] but we’ve always been unusually [music]
communicative in a reserved way. [music]
And I understood that he meant [music]
a great deal more than that. [music]
In consequence, I’m inclined to reserve all judgments.’ – ♪ “Doobie” ♪ “One, two, ready, go!” What am I singing?
“One, two, ready, go!” “One, two, ready, go!” ♪ Doobie ♪ That what she wanted? “Groovy!” “Alright, now here comes the next part:” ♪ “Doobie, doobie” ♪ [laughing]
♪ “Doobie, doobie” ♪ “One, two, three, go!” ♪ Doobie! ♪ ♪ Doobie! ♪ [laughing]
“Oh, you’re grooving now!” [laughing]
“You ready for more?” No, I’m not, actually! She’s gonna do three. [laughing]
♪ “Doobie, doobie, doobie” ♪ “Two, three, go!” ♪ Doobi– [laughing] I can’t even fucking do it! ♪ “Doobie, do, ooh~” ♪ [laugh] I can’t do that, honey! “One, two, three, go!” I can’t do that, dude!
“One, two, three, go!” [music]
‘And after boasting this way of my tolerance, [music]
I came to the admission that it has a limit. [music]
Conduct may be founded in the hard rock [music]
or wet marshes.’ I’m warning you right now, this is going to be– Like, this might be a little hard on your ears, But I– I have to try. I’m going to try. [inhale] I’ve had a lot of training, I’ve had some vocal training in my life. We’re going to see if I can do this. I don’t know if I can, and if I can’t, then I can’t, but we’re going to give it a try. [breathing] [clearing throat] ‘Heat It Up.’ ‘Heat It Up,’ by the 98th Degrees. ‘Heat It Up.’ [sigh] Nyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~ “Alright, superstar, ya made it to the big night!” – “That’s right!”
Wait, what? “Now here’s where you put it all together.” Oh shit.
“Now here’s where you put it all together.” No, wait, what? What happened? – “You’ve been voted…” “the American Idol!” [laughing]
“the American Idol!” [laughing]
– “Congratulations! I knew all along you would make it!” [laughing]
– “I love it that you won. Enjoy! Enjoy! You deserve this!” Hold on…
– “I love it that you won. Enjoy! Enjoy! You deserve this!” So some lady came on stage with me, in front of fucking like 50 million people, and we did that, and I was the American Idol? That’s how you win the American Idol!

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100 Comments

  • Reply jarrod nash June 5, 2019 at 5:47 am

    Who would actually want a full length reading of the great gatsby by jerma?

  • Reply Bradley, I guess June 14, 2019 at 12:28 am

    Tomato

  • Reply AdamofBlastWorks June 17, 2019 at 3:42 am

    1 million dollars?! That's a good start towards retirement!

  • Reply raspymorten June 17, 2019 at 9:35 am

    the first'm an ont hemoon was hug'h gr ant hope

  • Reply Soli Deo Gloria June 19, 2019 at 4:52 am

    jeremy does not understand dentures

  • Reply Zeroarkk June 19, 2019 at 7:59 am

    simply epic

  • Reply Wayne June 19, 2019 at 5:09 pm

    i’ve watched this video at least 5 times

  • Reply erohseehS June 20, 2019 at 12:50 am

    Being there live for the Donald Duck one made chat go fucking nuts

  • Reply Llama Momma June 24, 2019 at 5:38 am

    "I'm reading these thin-gaesnfioapeshnfuohesofihearhfaekhfoaieshf naesfvioawenvyawervn8iyfoiaweeyfiajeifjaejsfaesjfajewifjaidhfuaie"

  • Reply Basketbomber Slackingson June 26, 2019 at 7:15 pm

    11:54

    It’s… beautiful

  • Reply Tyler Heineman June 30, 2019 at 12:16 pm

    “We have got a warrant out for your arrest…”
    What?
    “For stealing the spotlight!”

  • Reply blarti July 1, 2019 at 9:57 am

    nasty !
    grim !
    ay carumba !

  • Reply 1ight July 4, 2019 at 11:19 pm

    This game looks like the special features section on a straight to dvd movie from the early 2000s

  • Reply Donald Duck July 12, 2019 at 1:01 pm

    Yes

  • Reply ZekromFury July 15, 2019 at 7:39 am

    Jerma they meant dentures

  • Reply I Don't Care July 16, 2019 at 1:47 am

    "Show me feet." -Louie Anderson

  • Reply DoubleM July 18, 2019 at 7:54 am

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Jerma at American Idol: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH

  • Reply Batman McShamwow July 18, 2019 at 7:57 am

    Jerma never had a tooth knocked out. You soak teeth in milk.

  • Reply Kieran Bledsoe July 20, 2019 at 5:15 am

    The first'm an ont he moon was hug'h gr ant hope

  • Reply Hexy Ko July 28, 2019 at 3:07 am

    I can't believe you actually phoned your friend lmao
    These versions are better than the ones I played

  • Reply Reviathan July 28, 2019 at 5:58 pm

    Who the fuck soak their teeth? XD

  • Reply A Spoopy Scaley Scary Man August 1, 2019 at 1:59 am

    DanSchneider.avi 5:56

  • Reply lordxeras August 12, 2019 at 9:22 pm

    I love that Jerma forgot that people call dentures "teeth"

  • Reply poisondart59 August 13, 2019 at 3:12 pm

    Jerma’s never heard of denchers, despite being an old man himself

  • Reply Skye August 15, 2019 at 11:50 am

    THE FIRST'M
    AN ONT HEMOON
    WAS HUG'H GR
    ANT HOPE

  • Reply Poddis August 16, 2019 at 11:05 am

    THE FIRST'M
    AN ONT HEMOON
    WAS HUG'H GR
    ANT HOPE

  • Reply Crazy Crab August 17, 2019 at 4:01 pm

    When you said the great gatsby line I lost it

  • Reply Michi Yuu August 17, 2019 at 6:18 pm

    the title of this video sounds like a threat

  • Reply Vincent the 2nd August 28, 2019 at 8:52 pm

    Loved the Great Gatsby reference

  • Reply The Jovial Brit August 31, 2019 at 1:37 am

    "I'd like to spin please!" It DID sound like you lol.

  • Reply censor2112 September 1, 2019 at 7:18 pm

    9:14 Louis Kujo

  • Reply JoeyNikto September 4, 2019 at 7:10 pm

    THE FIRST'M
    AN ONT HEMOON
    WAS HUG'H GR
    ANT HOPE

  • Reply Mai Nyigguh September 5, 2019 at 2:34 am

    "Louie looks like concept art for Danny Devito"

  • Reply AC/DC Freak September 5, 2019 at 9:44 am

    Name something people buy for its firm support: Tomato I fuckin died LUL

  • Reply Sideswipe September 7, 2019 at 10:48 pm

    Donald Duck

  • Reply Happiny : September 11, 2019 at 2:04 am

    Donald Duck!

  • Reply Bonefish September 14, 2019 at 9:43 am

    THE FIRST'M AN ONT HEMOON WAS HUG'H GR ANT HOPE

  • Reply Flora L. Print September 15, 2019 at 12:09 am

    pretty sure they soak up their dentures not their actual teeth

  • Reply Reaper High September 15, 2019 at 10:18 pm

    Thanks to you Jerma, I nearly died chocking my food in 11:52

  • Reply Paige Olberding September 16, 2019 at 12:13 am

    what comes in pairs?

    2 car accidents

  • Reply Nightmare September 16, 2019 at 12:44 pm

    666,000 Views. . . . Noice

  • Reply Marshall McKenzie September 16, 2019 at 10:36 pm

    Poopy

  • Reply TheSneakyEngie September 16, 2019 at 10:45 pm

    this video now has 666k views…

  • Reply qwertyqeys September 28, 2019 at 8:00 am

    doobie

  • Reply Jon Sprague October 2, 2019 at 7:14 am

    Still one of my favorite vids to come back too

  • Reply Dakota Andrews October 3, 2019 at 4:11 pm

    I love how Jerma doesn't know what dentures are.

  • Reply Mewtastic October 4, 2019 at 10:53 am

    11:54
    A beautiful rendition of Libera Me From Hell

    Jerma's taste in anime is exquisite

  • Reply Austin October 5, 2019 at 3:49 am

    4:20 favorite part

  • Reply Sid October 6, 2019 at 6:53 am

    jermaLouie

  • Reply doingmybesthere October 25, 2019 at 5:39 pm

    THE FIRST’M AN ONT HEMOON WAS HUG’H GR ANT HOPE

  • Reply EpsilonDSCco October 26, 2019 at 1:06 pm

    Did jerma just forget that dentures are a thing?

  • Reply •TheKaisTzar • October 30, 2019 at 5:16 pm

    “Name something that comes in pairs.”
    s a L t
    “…good answer!”

  • Reply Harrypotamus ! October 30, 2019 at 9:12 pm

    Show me feet

  • Reply Saturn November 7, 2019 at 12:42 am

    "Oooh, we have a warrant out for your arrest!" gets me every time

  • Reply superQuizzie November 7, 2019 at 8:17 am

    things that come in pairs: pears

  • Reply Zamilovanej Blázen November 9, 2019 at 2:40 pm

    Louie , what a legend! 😀

  • Reply Pajamapants Jack November 11, 2019 at 6:42 am

    The thought of Jerma going on stage and making a few minute long uninterrupted note and winning kills me to this day

  • Reply Aron108 Why an I forced to put a last name? November 12, 2019 at 12:51 am

    Jerma has never heard of denchers

  • Reply Wortem November 17, 2019 at 7:52 am

    Does Jerma really not know that people take out their dentures and put them in a glass of water at night,

  • Reply Steven Laczko November 19, 2019 at 7:09 am

    omgfgj i'm crying
    it's great rewatching these

  • Reply Mr stupid man III November 21, 2019 at 8:17 pm

    They soak fake teeth jerma!

  • Reply Vintage Seinfeld DVD November 26, 2019 at 7:24 pm

    The First’m An Ont Hemoon Was Hug’h Gr Ant Hope

  • Reply MaineStream November 27, 2019 at 4:20 pm

    4:20

    When I win the million dollars:

  • Reply Pigspoop85 November 28, 2019 at 3:17 am

    "Teeth"
    "There are 4 people on this **** up plant earth that say they soak teeth"
    I have no idea why, but this part killed me.

  • Reply john mayer November 28, 2019 at 11:11 pm

    WHAT YEAR WAS NEW COKE INVENTED

  • Reply awesomemrporkchop December 5, 2019 at 2:49 pm

    ᴡᴇ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴡᴀʀʀᴀɴᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀʀʀᴇꜱᴛ!

  • Reply rezaka116 December 10, 2019 at 10:39 pm

    ᵈᵒⁿᵃˡᵈ ᵈᵘᶜᵏ
    donald duck
    DONALD DUCK
    DONALD FREAKING DUCK

  • Reply TheOddest Ball December 11, 2019 at 4:30 am

    Does Jerma genuinely not know what dentures are?

  • Reply Peter Pizzarelli December 13, 2019 at 4:25 am

    Fuck Off Regis

    'Hey, thanks alot!'

  • Reply Gamesux December 26, 2019 at 8:39 pm

    That great Gatsby bit was one of the funniest things jerma has done

  • Reply Чики Брики December 29, 2019 at 9:31 pm

    chooses B
    narrator enters the third dimension

  • Reply Mr. spicy ice January 8, 2020 at 3:18 pm

    I can rewatch any of jermas streams or holymack videos and still laugh as if I were watching it for the first time

  • Reply Lychy January 9, 2020 at 7:56 pm

    Jerma's echo sounds like ster

  • Reply Cghcf January 14, 2020 at 4:38 am

    THE
    FIRST'M
    AN
    ONT
    HEMOON
    WAS
    HUG'H
    GR ANT
    HOPE

  • Reply Hashy January 18, 2020 at 12:57 am

    2 CAR ACCIDENTS

  • Reply stadbab January 19, 2020 at 1:05 am

    THE FIRST’M AN ONT HEMOON WAS HUG’H GRA ANT HOPE

  • Reply Saturn January 19, 2020 at 4:49 am

    DONALD DUCK

  • Reply Abigail Wallace January 19, 2020 at 3:29 pm

    Aka the episode where Jerma forgot dentures are a thing

  • Reply Mr stupid man III January 20, 2020 at 8:07 pm

    Jerma doesn’t know about dentures

  • Reply Mr stupid man III January 20, 2020 at 8:10 pm

    Donald Duck: 8
    Donald fucking duck: 1

  • Reply lintlickerize January 21, 2020 at 12:19 pm

    I've seen this video in it's entirety over 5 time in my life
    Every time, i uncontrollably laugh myself to tears at 11:49
    It's fucking 7am, 2017 Jerma, let me bREATH

  • Reply Link The Hero January 31, 2020 at 10:33 am

    Jerma doesn't know about dentures

  • Reply Rivers February 1, 2020 at 2:01 am

    Jerma doesn't know what dentures are for 13 minutes

  • Reply Throw communists out of helicopters February 2, 2020 at 4:56 am

    Local compact man doesn’t know what dentures are

  • Reply Matmoo me February 5, 2020 at 1:54 am

    Vumpss, off the wall

  • Reply Nightwatching - February 6, 2020 at 7:04 am

    Show me feet

  • Reply Russian Bot February 6, 2020 at 7:27 am

    Weve got a warrant for your arrest.

  • Reply Oliver Jenkins February 7, 2020 at 8:45 pm

    anyone here from Jawsh

  • Reply Zooch February 8, 2020 at 3:50 pm

    Josh why

  • Reply Bobbeguile February 8, 2020 at 8:55 pm

    THE FIRST'M AN ONT HEMOON WAS HUG'H GR ANT HOPE

  • Reply Mack Masters February 10, 2020 at 12:40 am

    Soaking teeth refers to dentures. You know, how you put them in a glass before bed?

  • Reply Smug Hat Kid February 10, 2020 at 5:27 pm

    THE FIRST'M AN ONT HEMOON WAS HUG'H GR ANT HOPE

  • Reply coffeehauz February 14, 2020 at 3:40 am

    millions of americans tune in for the final episode of american idol. the final performance is famous twitch streamer and e-clown jeremy "jerma985" elbertson singing "ee" for two minutes straight, uninterrupted. the crowd goes apeshit. due to the butterfly effect the world is now a perfect utopia where every human need is fulfilled simultaneously for every single person alive

  • Reply Matt K February 14, 2020 at 10:25 pm

    Took me three years to realise that when they say teeth came out at night they mean old people with fake teeth you know lmao

  • Reply Johnny Barrett February 15, 2020 at 5:11 am

    I too, am off-the-wall yet soberly cool & conscientious

  • Reply Mister February 18, 2020 at 3:21 am

    I would like to mention that I just started reading The Great Gatsby for the first time and as soon as I started reading I immedialty recognized the words from THIS VIDEO SPECIFICALLY. I had to come back to be sure lmao

  • Reply Suzy McDoozy February 20, 2020 at 12:07 am

    uhh anyone here from jawsh?

  • Reply silas heuer andersen February 24, 2020 at 8:12 pm

    Y'know i started in brooklyn my fater gave me a small loan of a million dollars.

  • Reply Lydia March 1, 2020 at 1:18 am

    Jerma's never heard of dentures [ASMR]

  • Reply Reksie March 1, 2020 at 4:37 pm

    Still the funniest fucking video

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